Guy: So, I went on this audition, and they asked me, “Can you juggle and ride a unicycle?”. I mean, I can juggle, and I can ride a unicycle, but I can’t do both at once, I’m not a skills clown. Basically, my skill is falling. I can fall really well. –A train Overheard by: Berit J. Girl: Mommy, what’s the opposite of hair? –86th & Broadway Overheard by: Stuart Weisberg Mom: Don’t you know this is the liberry, not the cry-berry? –The Fordham Library Center Tween girl: …and the one Winnie the Pooh had a nice body… –Bryant Park Overheard by: Jason B. Schmidt Guy: …if my wife and I spit at the kids, nothing happens…but if a llama does they burst into tears. –53rd & 6th Overheard by: J-Mo British guy: Can’t be more worse than having a baby every six months. –116th & Lexington Boy: Mommy, how many hours are in a mile? –44th & 8th Overheard by: BBW