Wednesday One-liners Are the New Lavender

Crazy guy: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Homosexuality! Heh heh heh.

--53rd Street station


Guy on cell: No, I'm waiting for the ferry...No, not him; the boat that goes into the city.

--Staten Island Ferry Terminal, Staten Island


Overheard by: Chris Cotterman


Girl: She said she wasn't attracted to me! I mean, I'm straight as a goat, but...am I ugly?

--R train


Overheard by: Shannon Bowman-Sarkisian


Middle-aged guy: You know, somebody needs to tell gay men that they're not 17 year old girls.

--David Barton Gym, 23rd Street


Queer: For God's sake, be creative. We're gay!

--West Elm, 18th Street


Woman on cell: It's really gay outside right now.

--Bowery & 4th


Dude: I thought I saw Matt Damon; then I realized it was just a gay guy.

--Barrow Street


Crazy guy: And what do gay people do with the money they save on child support? The parade! They pay for the parade.

--53rd Street station