Is It Going to Work Out with Wednesday One-liners?

Woman on cell: Yeah, he told me the next day that he cried himself to sleep. I got so mad. I was like, "I don't wanna hear that shit!"

--Target, Atlantic Avenue


Overheard by
: alex



Chick
: Is it really cheating if it only happened once?


--26th & Lexington


Guy on cell
: Look, I'm driving so I can't talk right now, ok? Good-bye...Fucking bitch, never leaves me alone.


--Burger King, Union Turnpike


Overheard by
: Megan Cowles



Girl
: So are we breakin' up or what? It's getting late!


--59th & Lexington


Overheard by
: Mike

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