Woman on cell: For five years you wouldn’t marry me because your mother was sick. Well, your mother’s fucking dead and you still won’t marry me! –Union Square Overheard by: Robbie Goombah: So what? I went and had a couple beers with Junior! You know what? Fuck you, bitch! I want you outta my house when I get home! –Brooklyn Heights Man on cell: So what has changed from then to now?…of course! The vibrator! So that’s it, huh? –Central Park Overheard by: jeannette Guy: That’s one of the reasons I had to dump her. I’d see all these
girls on the street and be like, “Hey now!” –Broadway & Spring Guy on cell: I moved all the way here and now you won’t even marry me? –Broadway & 57th