Tourist mom: Well, the sticker there next to the door says this is the 2029 train, find that on the map–
NY guy: This is the R train, and that is a bus map. –R train Overheard by: Angelo Colucci Tourist woman: So what do you call this?
Tourist guy: The subway.
Tourist woman: Oh. –1 train Overheard by: B. Howard Tourist mom: So we just wait and the trains come right here? –1/2/3 34th Street station Overheard by: Adele A tourist couple gets on at Times Square. It stops at 72nd next. Tourist girl: Is this our stop?
Tourist guy: No, they said to take it two stops, we’ve only gone one. The train continues on to stop at 96th. Tourist girl: Wait, is this near the stop for Grand Central Station? –2 train The train car had no air conditioning so the door between cars was kept open to let in a breeze. A lady steps on the train, stands near the opened door, and then closes it. Seated lady: We need the air!
Standing lady: It’s not safe.
Seated lady: It’s too hot in here. We kept it open to get some air.
Standing lady: But it’s not safe. I could get sucked out the door. –2 train Overheard by: Ebonita