I Like It Better When They Talk About Starbucks

Guy on cell: OK, well, be safe. If you get raped make sure he wears a condom.

--Williamsburg


Overheard by: Daniel


Girl: Don't let me talk to boys after I take blue pills.

--31st & 2nd


Girl #1: Sometimes he like to rape my ass.
Girl #2: Ew! Hee hee.

--outside The Brooklyn Museum


Overheard by: Josh Neufeld


Girl #1: Well, she was raped.
Girl #2: I wasn't really raped.

--Vertigo, 26th & 3rd


Yuppie chick #1: Sweetie, you're going to get raped dressed like that.
Yuppie chick #2: No. I have an umbrella.

--Delancey & Allen


Overheard by: Mitchell Linetti