Wednesday One-liners Mispronounce Zoology

Woman: Oh my god, I love my cat. My cat is my reason for living. My cat is like a dog, only in cat form...

--34th & 8th


Hawker guy: AM New York! The rooster of newspapers! Find out why I'm a cock-a-doodle-do-ing!

--42nd & Lexington


Suit on cell: I can't wait to get back to Boston. This town is like an elephant graveyard for my exes. Yeah, instead of elephants, all my exes come here to rest.

--Penn Station


Overheard by: Matt Murdock


Girl: I hit a firefly driving up there and my windshield was all gooey, slimy and shiny...so I thought of you.

--Washington Square


Queer: Ohmigod, I thought that was the ugliest baby in the world, but it's a bulldog.

--West 4th & Cornelia


Overheard by: Raphael


Girl: I've never been pooped on. At least not by a bird.

--71st & 1st


Guy: ...yes, I'm going to put that in my octopus.

--St. Mark's Place


Overheard by: Jenny + Pete


Girl: Whoa, it smells like hamster piss right here.

--1st & 1st


Teen boy: Man, next time I see him, it's over. I'll throw worms on his ass if I have to.

--Fordham Road


Crazy guy: Want to see my website? It'll cost you. Want to see it? $100. Naw, you don't have that sort of money. I need to jazz it up. It has pictures of dead animals on it.

--D train


Overheard by: Taybin Rutkin