Woman: Oh my god, I love my cat. My cat is my reason for living. My cat is like a dog, only in cat form… –34th & 8th Hawker guy: AM New York! The rooster of newspapers! Find out why I’m a cock-a-doodle-do-ing! –42nd & Lexington Suit on cell: I can’t wait to get back to Boston. This town is like an elephant graveyard for my exes. Yeah, instead of elephants, all my exes come here to rest. –Penn Station Overheard by: Matt Murdock Girl: I hit a firefly driving up there and my windshield was all gooey, slimy and shiny…so I thought of you. –Washington Square Queer: Ohmigod, I thought that was the ugliest baby in the world, but it’s a bulldog. –West 4th & Cornelia Overheard by: Raphael Girl: I’ve never been pooped on. At least not by a bird. –71st & 1st Guy: …yes, I’m going to put that in my octopus. –St. Mark’s Place Overheard by: Jenny + Pete Girl: Whoa, it smells like hamster piss right here. –1st & 1st Teen boy: Man, next time I see him, it’s over. I’ll throw worms on his ass if I have to. –Fordham Road Crazy guy: Want to see my website? It’ll cost you. Want to see it? $100. Naw, you don’t have that sort of money. I need to jazz it up. It has pictures of dead animals on it. –D train Overheard by: Taybin Rutkin