Still Too Much Wednesday One-liners Information

Woman on cell: He wants a confetti cannon? A goddamned confetti cannon? No, I'm not...He is not getting a confetti cannon at the pier! I...Well, I like battery-operated dildos, but that doesn't mean I'm getting one that shoots confetti all over the goddamned pier!

--William & Pine


Girl: So I told her, "I don't think I've ever spooned with my mother before. No funny business."

--Penn Station


Overheard by: ladolce


Man: Make sure you lick it a lot, then just stick it in. I'm telling you, I know. I've had my finger up many straight guys' asses. Remember? I was in a fraternity.

--Prince Street rooftop


Overheard by: LJ


Chick on cell: I told that bastard I'd burn in hell before I fucked his ugly ass...in a nice way.

--Fluffy's Cafe, 7th Avenue


Overheard by: Tabitha Graves


Girl: The only part I liked is when they were fucking in the back.

--7th Avenue & 13th Street


Girl: ...so I Googled the rash to find more information about it. His friend told me he got it from bumping and grinding, but I just wanted to make sure I was safe.

--2nd Avenue & 4th Street


Overheard by: Cathleen Stumps