Woman: All right, but you’ve really got to stop smoking once you start showing. –14th & 7th Guy: We were going by and her mom said, “Hey Mindy! Jumprope! Want to
pee?”. –Suffolk Street rooftop Teen girl on cell: Things have changed. We’re not even friends anymore; she’s like this expensive tampon-wearing, stuck-up slut. So what if she can afford Tampax Pearl, I’m still better than her! –49th & Broadway Bored woman on cell: Yes baby, that’s the spot, I’m coming. –F train Jewish JHS boy: My older brother keeps calling me a pussy and telling me I have to play sports. He’s such a douche. –S train Overheard by: Jennifer Smith Teenage girl: But I think it’s always a bad sign when you see blood floating in the ocean, whether it’s actually whale menstrual fluid or not. –Macy’s Overheard by: djlindee