Tourist mom: First the Muppets took Manhattan, now us! –Marriott Marquis, Times Square Overheard by: G. Star Tourist lady: What floor are the Renaissance paintings on? –MoMA Guy: …it’s the same as terrorism. If we’re against terrorism, then we’re against tourism. –50th & 8th Overheard by: B. Howard Tourist guy: I’ll have two of your ordinary coffees for purchase. –Dunkin’ Donuts, Penn Station Overheard by: devila Aussie woman: Excuse me…Can you tell me how to get to Greenwich Village? –5th Avenue & 8th Street Tourist lady: …and then we went to that big church. You know, the big one? St. Peter’s. The one the Kennedys went to. It’s on 5th street. It’s, like, the largest church in the world or something. –Central Park East Tourist guy: Oh, we definitely saw all the important things in the city today. I think the best was F.O.A. Schwartz though. –Mulberry Street Overheard by: Bernie Mc Tourist guy: Hey, is that Central Park? –Union Square Overheard by: Chris Ghirardi Tourist chick: Hey, is that Central Park? –42nd & 6th Overheard by: Beks Tourist boy: Mom! We’re almost at double-u twenty-four street! –M20 bus Girl on cell: Let’s wear matching polo shirts and film each other eating with handheld digital cameras! Oh sorry, I’m in Times Square, and I was beginning to think that kind of behavior was normal. –Times Square Teen tourist boy: This ain’t no Chinatown. Shit. –Broadway & Broome Overheard by: Aileen Gallagher