Woman: You need to swim as much as possible to keep the evil away. –Riverbank State Park Guy: Don’t they have a special section for people in jail? –Hallmark, 23rd Street Overheard by: nj Grandfather: If you don’t listen, I’m never taking you anyplace else dangerous again. –Belvedere Castle Guy: Yeah, I had to put my foot down. I decided it’s not okay for my kids to play with firearms anymore. –4 train Suit on cell: Blood is very, very chic. –85th & Lexington Overheard by: Harri Guy on cell: How should I know who’s going to be there?…Why do you care who’s going to be there? It’s a funeral, not a fucking social event. –Union Square Overheard by: Ciaran Woman on cell: Dude, I have a shagadelic aura, because they fucked all night when they were here. That’s why I sold them. –Coney Island Overheard by: Selenay Suit: Man, I was upstate last week, fuck that clean air shit. –62nd & Columbus Overheard by: Tabitha Guy: We’re all Cannabis. We get the chance, we’ll eat each other. –Kudo Beans, 1st Avenue Queer: Oh, I forgot to fucking tell you. I sold my soul for $150. –Christopher Street