That Better Not Be Code for "No Jews Allowed"

Dumpling dude: Can I take your order?
Biker guy: Uh...can I get 4 dumplings?
Dumpling dude: Sure. What kind, sir?
Biker guy: The ones there with that uh...red monster sauce. No wait, do you have real monsters? I want some real monsters!
Dumpling dude: Sorry sir, we don't serve real monsters here.

--Dumpling Man, St. Mark's Place

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Posted 2005-08-04 · E-Mail · Quote · Link · Del.icio.us

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