Teen girl #1: …he like kissed me and never called!
Teen girl #2: Shit
Teen girl #1: My mother always say to me, “You gotta have a back up, you gotta have a back up!”
Teen girl #2: Yo.
Teen girl #1: But look at her, she like fuckin’ four guys at the same time, and it don’t do her no good. –Port Authority Overheard by: Hairy Toe