Asian guy #1: Gay sex is ridiculous. Just because men don’t have twats doesn’t mean they just use any damn substitute. The asshole is biologically not for sex.
Asian guy #2: That’s all they’ve got, man.
Asian guy #1: Well, suppose there was no asshole? Or suppose the asshole was on the foot…would they fuck the foot?
Asian guy #2: Shh. You’re fucking loud, dude. –6 train