Alt girl: So his second cousin is also his dad. That’s fucking mashed up. –Times Square Teen girl: You sure it’s his, right? He didn’t take his cock out or nuthin’? –Laundry room, 108th & 2nd Overheard by: CK Allen Chick: Yeah, so I’ve been making out with my stepcousin lately. –Coney Island Overheard by: Kam Truhn