Guy: Oh, excuse me!…Want to make out? –Centre & Chambers Overheard by: Chris Older man: …so they served these smaller things, like appetizers, in between the three main courses. You know how many they gave us? Four! There were four intercourses… –West 53 Street office Girl on cell: He shoots dope and smokes crack! I can’t think of a worse person for you to sleep with!…well, yeah, I guess… –81st & Madison Girl: I’d blow him every day if he’d let me drive his beamer more. –Sheep’s Meadow Tween girl: Shit, if I were 21, and he was like, “Yo, do you want some
beer?”, I’d be like, “Shit, only if you got a hotel room.” ’cause then
we could, like, go in it. –Starbucks, 34th & 7th Overheard by: marissa Daily News guy: …and I said, “Just take me now, bitch!” –Bar 288, Elizabeth Street DMV guy: Who’s here for oral? Did anyone in this line sign up for oral? –DMV, Atlantic Avenue Center Overheard by: RMC