We're Considering Branding Wednesday One-liners

Woman: This is my favorite part...of the worst song ever.

--MTV Studios, Times Square


Man on cell: No, it is not like the time I farted at Target and blamed in on that old woman!

--22nd & Park


Overheard by: Bill Ray


Drunken yuppie guy: I want my Subway sandwich! I want my Subway sandwich! Tuna and onions! Yeah, you heard me. Girls love big cocks. Girls love big cocks! These girls know. I'm on...I'm on Comedy Central! I'm a redneck on Comedy Central! My name is Heywood Jablowme! Heywood Jablowme! Heywood Jablowme! I'm from Texas where girls suck cock for a dime!

--32nd & 2nd


Woman: Did you hear Cooter wouldn't endorse that remake?

--7 train


Overheard by: Todd Horan


Guy: God, I feel like I'm trapped in a fucking Hallmark Card.

--Central Park


Overheard by: Shoshana


Latina: ...and he looks evil and the Princess is saying to him, "You are a good person" and he looks so evil and then she is with Obi King Wasabi and he said he is on the dark side and then the shorty guy--what is his name?--Yoga said, "He is on the dark side" and then Dark Wader he is with the cape and looks all angry and evil reminded me of me on Mondays.

--58th & Lexington


Overheard by: Brandy Rowell