Let's Compromise and Throw Cripples in the Lake

Man on cell: Wait, you're telling me my money went to help some kid go to camp? Are you fuckin' kidding me? I thought I was curing a cripple or some shit like that. What's up with that? I never went to camp when I was a kid. Good to hear some brat I never met is going to be swimming in a lake all summer long while my nephew is cooling himself off by a hydrant in the street.

--Astoria, Queens


Overheard by: Victor Hugo