Girl: …I mean, I don’t care. As long as he doesn’t hit her in my house! –Park Slope Overheard by: Errin D. Drunk thug: Yo, fuck Lil’ Bow Wow! If I get the chance I’ll cut that nigga…with my MetroCard! And then I’ll swipe him through. –Last Exit, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Mr. Brojangles Jewess: If Miriam acts that way again to me, I am going to slap her pussy bald. –86th & 2nd Overheard by: Caroline Kelley Man: Just you watch, she’s gonna cut him! –3 train Man: I don’t know, he only dates guys in jail. –33rd & Madison Overheard by: Missy Gartner Black kid: They’re going to get me for conspiracy! That’s what they did to my brother! He’s spending 8 years in jail for conspiracy…firearms…half an ounce of cocaine…crack cocaine. –B train Overheard by: Samantha G