Good Evening, Wednesday One-liners and Gentlemen

Hobo: I take EZ-Pass too.

--96th & CPW


Hobo: Can you spare some change? Or a pineapple?

--4th Avenue & 8th Street


Hobo: Can you spare a dollar for a cup of coffee? How about an iced cappuccino?

--Madison & 62nd


Hobo: We been waiting for this train since May 5, 1987.

--86th Street B/C station


Hobo: Miss, miss, can you spare some change? Sir, sir? Ma'am?...You! You'll speak when you're spoken to!

--49th & 8th