Back to School, Wednesday One-liners

Guy: I want to go to FIT so I can hook up with girls.

--27th & 7th


Girl: I mean, I got shat on at Harvard.

--9th Street & 2nd Avenue


Overheard by: Kamran Javadizadeh


Woman: Is there a special event going on at Columbia this summer? Because I've seen a lot of Asians around.

--116th & Broadway


Overheard by: Carrie


Hipster girl: I mean, I've got like, over 160 facebook friends. Does that not mean anything?

--56th & 6th


Overheard by: Joyce Shen


Sociology professor: No one knows what the hell Derrida is talking about, but we all pretend we do anyway.

--Columbia


Overheard by: djlindee