Guy: I want to go to FIT so I can hook up with girls. –27th & 7th Girl: I mean, I got shat on at Harvard. –9th Street & 2nd Avenue Overheard by: Kamran Javadizadeh Woman: Is there a special event going on at Columbia this summer? Because I’ve seen a lot of Asians around. –116th & Broadway Overheard by: Carrie Hipster girl: I mean, I’ve got like, over 160 facebook friends. Does that not mean anything? –56th & 6th Overheard by: Joyce Shen Sociology professor: No one knows what the hell Derrida is talking about, but we all pretend we do anyway. –Columbia Overheard by: djlindee