Wednesday One-liners Use Safety Scissors

Girl: If she were dead, she would have called, right?

--83rd & York


Overheard by: Will


Suit: Well see, I've always either been single or in a relationship.

--Duane & Broadway


Overheard by: McGins


Guy on cell: Yeah, what he said made us sound stupid. But it made me sound even stupider!

--Broadway & Bleecker


Overheard by: jillypickle


Girl on cell: Hello? No, you have the wrong number...Hello? No, I told you you had the wrong number. What are you, illiterate?

--M train


Overheard by: Jane


Guy: Yo, I never knew Dean Koontz wrote books in Spanish. He's mad smart! And Bill Clinton, too!

--Barnes & Noble libros en espanol section, Union Square


McChick: Would you like that "with cheese", or without "with cheese"?

--McDonald's, 44th and Lex


Man: Oh shit, it's raining outside too?

--Office, 40th & 3rd


Overheard by: Colin F.