Girl: If you ever make me sleep in an ATM vestibule again, I am so dumping you. –Grand Central Woman on cell: Yeah, sure, go ahead and break my heart, but don’t keep my CDs. –3rd & A Overheard by: Kira Crying woman on cell: No, I don’t want to do it with you. I just want the money! –66th & Columbus Overheard by: Charlie Chick on cell: Yeah, I was there like you said but he wasn’t there. You said he’d be there!…Well, fuck you too! I’m going to kill you when I get home you motherfuckin’ bastard! You better say goodbye to your balls!…What?…Yeah. Sure. I’m up for some Chinese later…Bye baby…I love you too, pumpkin. –Canal & West Broadway Cashier guy: I told you I have a girlfriend, that’s why my face is all scratched up.” –Home Depot, 59th Street