Store guy: You know, I used to smoke 2-3 packs a day. It’s really not good for you.
Dude: Are you gonna give me a discount on Nicorette, then?
Store guy: We don’t have it…but you don’t need that stuff anyway. It doesn’t work. All you really need is your– He taps his hand on his chest. Dude: If my heart made nicotine I wouldn’t need to buy cigarettes. –Duane Reade, 49th & 9th Overheard by: Katie