Tween girl: My dad flies into New York airport tonight; where is that?
Tween boy: It’s in Jersey.
Tween girl: Idiot! It’s New York airport.
Tween boy: It’s Newark airport, and it’s in Jersey.
Tween girl: New York airport and it’s in New Jersey? That’s gay.
Tween boy: You’re gay.
Tween girl: Shut up! We’re at the museum! –outside MoMA