Boy Have a Penis; Girls Have Wednesday One-liners

Chick: I swear to god, I don't know how nothing has happened to me yet, either I am infertile or the cure for herpes is in my vagina.

--6 train


Overheard by: brynn


Man on cell: Hey, baby. It's sure hot out today...you better get out those hot pants...I mean hot shorts...your pussy must be burning up.

--56th & Broadway


Businesswoman on cell: Aw, man. If only she were a hermaphrodite! Damn!

--7th & Perry


Korean dude: Are you suggesting that you have a super dope vagina?

--Camel, W. 33rd Street


Overheard by: Dave Min


Man: We're going to have a tampon fondue!

--Duane Reade, Bay Ridge


Overheard by: molina1230