Guy on cell: Dude, I can’t give you a bottle. And he don’t got none, either…dude, I don’t mean no offense, but you know you’re a junkie type, right?…yeah, I hear ya…Fine. Maybe for $20 I can find you something. –86th between Lexington & 3rd Lady: So is that why he brought you a Xanax and a sandwich? –Ludlow & Delancey Overheard by: Michi Hollydale Businesslady: I was a meth addict. You know, methadone. I didn’t inject it, though. –Starbucks, 35th & 8th Overheard by: wit and whimsy Girl on cell: So like I think it has a lot to do with the fact that I told my parents that I was on drugs…which, of course, nothing could be further from the truth…yeah, I can blame them for reacting that way! –77th & Lex Chick on cell: …I know. He’s so generous with prescriptions. And I keep telling him, “I’m a real pill popper!” –52nd & Madison Overheard by: Captain Obvious Chick: If you can get the perfect balance between alcohol and cocaine, then you’ve really hit your peak. –15th & 5th Overheard by: Lucy Woman: So I had to figure out which was cheaper: the drugs or the rehab. –Kate’s Joint, Avenue B Queer: God it’s so gross! Gays in there lifting and just sweating all their drugs out…I just don’t go to the gym on mondays; it smells like chemicals! –15th & 7th Girl on cell: Yeah, they all call her Vitamin H, can you believe that?…No, no, it’s alcohol that’s the gateway drug. You only want to do coke after you drink. –2nd Avenue & 10th Street