Guy: I got a medical procedure. It’s a done deal. It’s called a biops. –Highbridge, The Bronx Overheard by: Kaitlen Man on cell phone: You forgot the safety word? –Union Square Overheard by: Maggie and David Chick: I’m going to papercut you ferociously. –Fordham Overheard by: Jess McGins Girl: Yo, I think these Band-Aids give me street cred. –Times Square Overheard by: Rocio Burga Girl on cell: I hate him! I don’t want to invite him since he rammed his head into a wall at the bar…Yeah, she’s okay…When did he get cancer?…Of course, he can be invited; he has cancer. Wait…does he like to ram his head into walls? –Penn Station Overheard by: Clay Stewart Woman on cell: Oh my God, I’m about to explode. I got these tight-ass pants on and my stomach is about to explode over my belt. –1st Avenue & 2nd Street Overheard by: Sarah Dell’Orto