Father: Oh, you mean hummus. Hamas is a terrorist organization. –14th & 6th Overheard by: Daniel Radosh Man on stoop on cell: Son, it sounds like you got yourself an STD. –Windsor Terrace Overheard by: LaurenG Dad: Now don’t go getting lost again. It cost me a lot of money to get you back last time. –Bronx Zoo Father: It was because of nuclear proliferation. All the dinosaurs shot nukes at each other. –Museum of Natural History Overheard by: JB Man: The last time a bird pooped on me I met your mother. –Central Park Zoo