What Did the Wednesday One-liners Just Say?

Bus driver: Will all the beautiful people please step to the rear? All the beautiful people, you know who you are. Thank you.

--Q46 bus


Overheard by: Joyce Shen


Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen: if you're running late for your train, try calling out "please wait." Most conductors will! The magic word gets used so seldom down here. This is your conductor speaking. And I'll wait.

--F train


Conductor: Why you waving your hand in the door? You trying to catch a cab?

--B train


Bus driver: If you want good air conditioning, move to the middle. This bus is crap!

--QM1 bus


Overheard by: MissDona


Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, we have some good news and some bad news. Bad news is that our engine has stopped. The good news is that you're not on an airplane.

--MetroNorth train


Overheard by: Nic


Conductor: Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is not an interactive ride! Please do not hold the doors.

--D train


Overheard by: Camodee D


PA system: Ladies and gentlemen, riding on the outside of cars is dangerous. Please ride fully inside the cars.

--4 train


Overheard by: OJ-Gangas


Conductor: This is the D train headed to the Bronx. I repeat, this is the D train. D, as in Denise Richards.

--D train