Queer: That girl shows her tits for pizza. She’s like an heiress or something, but she’s also a hooker on Craigslist. –Marie’s Crisis, Grove Street Guy: You’re much prettier than some random girl I saw at the airport
yesterday. –12 Chairs, Macdougal Street Hipster guy: I have a sexual thing for zombies. –4th & D Man on cell: What do you mean, “you are deeply fucked”? –St. Mark’s & 2nd Overheard by: ljdes Woman on cell: She looks like the kind of person who would giggle during sex. –Christopher Street Doorman: I feel sexy today! –81st & CPW Overheard by: Brad King Black chick: Damn, girl! You know you be fly when the boys in the yarmulkes be checkin’ yo’ ass out! –Broadway & 110th Overheard by: Max Ravyn Girl on cell: Mom, I don’t know what he’s supposed to have in his fridge, I usually don’t see anything but his sheets… –75th & 3rd Old lady: You were sexually active when you were 9? –76th & 3rd Overheard by: Pinsy