Man, That Hobo Sure Gets Around

Hipster chick #1: ...So I was giving this guy a handjob and he wasn't circumcised...it was so bizarre looking.
Hipster chick #2: I know, isn't it so weird? I'm all like, "What am I supposed to do with that thing at the top? Touch it, play with it, leave it alone?"

--5th & A


Girl #1: I just saw a bum peeing on 88th Street.
Girl #2: Was it big?
Girl #1: I didn't notice. He was a bum. Even if he had John Holmes' cock, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.
Girl #2: Was it big?
Girl #1: Not really.

--6 train


Overheard by: Matt Montini