Suit on cell: Hey, guess where I am?…Guess…I’m in Glasgow! –Carmine & Bleecker Overheard by: Chris Cotterman Preppy guy: How am I racist? I’m Irish! I can’t be racist! –9th Street & 3rd Avenue Overheard by: Miss Hipstah Woman on cell: My daughter went to Montreal. I was like, “Why do you have to go where the French go? Why couldn’t you just go to Ontario?” –55th & 3rd Bag lady: Can I have a quarter? The Irish have taken over the YMCA. –22nd & 5th Overheard by: smanikas Thug: Paisano?…It’s like “my nigga” but in Italian. –Times Square Overheard by: KRUD