Queer on cell: Oh my God, did you hear? Liz has a date…yeah, with a guy…a straight guy… –Time Warner Center Overheard by: Cole Suit on cell: Hi, I’m in Chelsea. I just bought the We Love Disco CD and two porn magazines. –22nd between 7th & 8th Black guy: Damn, those horses is gay. –Times Square Overheard by: seth scott barkley Queer on cell: Hey, I got here early. The Starbucks is closed for renovations, so why don’t we just skip to the blowjob? –7th & Grove Chick: He was getting blown by a trannie and right before he came he said, “get out of my car, you faggot” and that’s how he knew he wasn’t gay. –W Hotel bar, Union Square Overheard by: Somebody nowhere Guy: I mean, he’s weird. He’ll let me make out with him, but he won’t share his salsa. –Bond & Lafayette Queer: First of all, if I was going to have an orgy at four in the morning, I would not have carne asada first. Pttth! Second of all…um…carne asada is not pre-orgy food. –Barrage, West 47th Street Overheard by: Nick Salvato Queer: I’m never having sex with another virgin again. When the virgin is on the receiving end it can be such a pain in the…yeah. –Bleecker & Macdougal Woman on cell: Mom, he doesn’t have an accent, he’s gay! –Madison & 52nd