Chick on cell: That is not true!…No!…I would never do that! Gross! I so did not do that…Did I?…Really?…Oh, well, maybe I was too trashed to remember. –Times Square Arty girl: I may be hung over. I haven’t decided yet. –Metropolitan Bar, Williamsburg Overheard by: ~dana Guy: So I find that when I taste champagne with someone, I have nothing to say. –32nd & 6th Chick: Wait, I really did sleep with that guy? I need to update my
Excel spreadsheet. –Montien, 3rd Avenue Overheard by: djlindee Erica: Welcome to Applebee’s, my name is Erica. Can I get you started with a drink, or a beverage? –Applebee’s, W. 225th Street Overheard by: MissDona