Rob Schneider Sure Ain't Funny No More

Guy: Your copy machine is out of cards.
Store dude: Yes, I'm sorry.
Guy: Can I just pay you to make copies?
Store dude: It's out of cards, I have no way to make it work.
Guy: Can I use this one?
Store dude: That one's just for color copies. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Guy: You sound like a real loser.
Store dude: And yet, I'm about to complete my objective--which is to tell you to fuck off--while you still don't have your copies.

--Internet Garage, Williamsburg


Overheard by: Everclear