Guy: My eyelashes have decided to declare war against my eyes. –12th Street & 6th Avenue Overheard by: E. F. Schubert Woman: All I wanted was some sunflower seeds and I wound up with my face on a milk carton. –41st & 5th Overheard by: rebecca h. Teen girl on cell: So I finally talked to him and I was like, “Do you have any safety pins?” and he was all, “No!” and then I was like,
“What about all the ones in your face?” –Red Hook Overheard by: linda