Wednesday One-liners Must Seek Therapy

Girl: Yeah, you're right. Laughing by yourself just makes you look demented.

--Office, Wall Street


Woman: He doesn't like people who are deep, and sometimes I'm so deep that I can't even understand myself. *Sigh*

--American Bible Society lobby, Columbus Circle


Girl: I think Spawn is going through an identity crisis.

--W train


Chick: The problem with a long-distance relationship is that so much of it occurs in the mind. And my mind is insane.

--Belgian Beer Bar, W. 4th Street


Overheard by: djlindee