Girl on cell: Hey, how are you? My vagina is sore. –34th & 3rd HS boy: Hey, you guys are a bunch of pussies. Do you realize you’re running from a handicapped lady? I mean, I could see if she came at you with a cane or something. –106th & Broadway Overheard by: Kyle T. Man on cell: I can’t wait for the naked pussy party. –Employees Only, Hudson Street Overheard by: Max T-M Cop: She ovulates tumbleweeds. –Ludlow & Delancey Overheard by: Erin Bradley Girl on cell: Yeah, I think it’s a yeast infection…yeah…itching. It’s been like a week, though…I’m not going to a gynecologist…I had a bad experience once. I don’t know how much longer I can take it, though. –6th Avenue & 8th Street Bag lady: My name is Madge. I am homeless, completely broke. I haven’t eaten in days. I have my period and I am bleeding my clothes now. –6 train