She Didn't Implement Her Plan Very Well

Hipster girl: I want him to think I'm clever, not some desperate a-hole.
Hipster guy: Good luck!

--Central Park


Guy: Is that your boyfriend? I saw you guys making out at the bar.
Drunk girl: He's just a friend. He's whatever. I'll probably be making out with you tomorrow.
Guy: That's great.

--Williamsburg


Overheard by: Spooner