Guy #1: Me and Dave tried to shoplift some porn last night.
Guy #2: What do you mean “tried?”
Guy #1: The alarm went off, but we didn’t get caught. 24 hours of teens for $15. I had a twenty but it was in my pocket instead of my wallet, otherwise I woulda just paid for it
Guy #2: I bet if you watched that for 24 hours you’d look like when E.T.’s sick in the river. –34th & 9th Overheard by: dubbel cheese