Woman: I'd rather be a bitch than butch. I'd rather have a thousand men than one woman. --Office, 32nd & Broadway Girl: He was, like, singing, and it sounded like shit, so I told him, "Why don't you stop singing? It sounds like shit." And then he said, "Fuck you, you stupid bitch." --Park Slope Thug: Yo man, I was in school and bitches are all over me. They're all touchin' me like, "You smell mad good, that cologne smells mad good!". I'm like, "Bitch, that ain't cologne, that's weed." --J train