The Wednesday One-liners Red Eye
Stewardess lady: If there is a sudden change in cabin pressure, a mask compartment above your seat will open automatically. If this happens, quickly reach for the nearest mask and pull it down firmly. Continue to breathe normally. If you are travelling with a small child, or someone who acts like a small child, please secure your mask and then assist them.
--JFK
Overheard by: Amy
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Pilot: For those of you who did not notice: we have landed.
--JFK
Overheard by: reset_button
Redneck on cell: If you're looking for a needle in a haystack, and you take a handful of the hay and shake it, that needle'll just fall out. But if you take a magnet--the most powerful magnet in the world--and run it over the hay, you'll get that needle. And that's why, if you use racial criminal profiling, you'll catch the people.
--LaGuardia food court
Delta lady: Next!
Next! Yes, you! I really
am calling you over, no joke!
--LaGuardia
Overheard by: Mario Pardo
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