Girl: Do guys get cellulite? I guess his butt has never seen sunlight. I suppose the effect would be like cottage cheese under saran wrap. --Grand Central Girl: Oh my God, say "soy sauce" backwards. --Great Lawn, Central Park Tween girl: Cookies and cream tastes like ass. --17th & 1st Overheard by: Bex Southern guy: So it's like pieces of the cow, right? Not like the head or anything? --Ollie's, W. 44th Street Overheard by: sarah Guy on cell: Okay, so if you're going to throw them on the barbie then make sure it's on low because those shrimp will cook real fast. --C train