Wednesday One-liners Still Haven't Gone to Bed
Queer: It was my dealer's fault. If he had coke I would've done coke. He only had crystal, so we did crystal.
--Therapy, W. 52nd Street
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Fat guy on cell: Yeah, that's the hotel where I fucked the shit out of Michelle and we did all that blow.
--72nd & Broadway
Overheard by: Erin Fogg
Suit: Living a year in africa...wow. What'd they do for parties there? Do they even have coke?
--Smith & Wollensky, E. 49th Street
Guy on cell: Ma, I'm sorry I didn't call last night. I meant to go by, but I was smokin' weed with my boys. Then you
know I got the munchies. So we went to eat. But then I got the itis, and I fell asleep. C'mon, ma, don't be mad...
--3rd Street & 6th Avenue
Overheard by: Danny C