Lady on cell: If you know I'm eating, why you gonna go and spray roach spray? --Times Square Guy on cell: I can't talk to you now, I'm walking. --3rd & A Overheard by: Tacologic Black chick: The fuck is your problem? I'll slap you. I don't give a fuck, white people pushing me and shit. Won't say excuse me and shit. The fuck...I'm serious, I will slap you! --1 train Woman: You're on a Need-to-shut-the-fuck-up basis. --Bay Terrace Shopping Center Overheard by: Matt Black lady on cell: I don't like her, and cain't no one whip my ass to make me like her. --Target, Atlantic Avenue Enormous tourist lady: I've never known someone so rude. He says they don't open those doors for hours! They're not going to open the doors until 7:30! I said, "Well how am I gonna find our seats that fast for an 8 o'clock show?". And he said, "That's why they've got numbers on 'em, lady." --46th between Broadway & 8th