The Evolution of Wednesday One-liners
Girl: ...The only time I was hanging out with girls was when I was cheatin', 'cause I needed an escape goat.
--R train
Overheard by: Clara
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Woman: Can you imagine a meteor hitting the Earth? That sure is scary...Let's go see the dinosaurs.
--Museum of Natural History
Overheard by: Phil Stupak
Girl: We went to the Natural History Museum, and I saw a whale, and it was too much for me.
--Fordham, Lincoln Center
Overheard by: Trix
Guy #1: I tell you, pigeons are picky.
--Queens Center
Overheard by: Angie
Woman: See! Don't the camels look like gay men?
--Bronx Zoo
Overheard by: Carolyn Horst
Guy: I mean, I don't
want to hate them. I just do involuntarily now. Like a fear of spiders. Except it's not spiders, it's the French. And it's not fear, it's hate.
--Office, Beach Street
Overheard by: Chad Maron
Mom: Do you remember when they came here in
Madagascar?
--Grand Central
Man: And he has this fantasy of being pecked on by hens. So they got together and had this weird ritual ceremony or something.
--Union Square
Overheard by: CW
Hipster guy: ...and then she gave the cat the Heimlich.
--Williamsburg
Hispanic girl: If I see a butterfly I'm gonna jump it.
--B train
Teen guy: I always thought birds knew where it's at, sleeping in nests and all. Except for that whole regurgitation thing, you know?
--Central Park
Overheard by: djlindee