Girl: Do you speak Indian? --1 train Man: You keep forgetting that you're blind. --15th & 3rd Overheard by: Janerd Girl: So I'm like, fuck him. I'm gonna get into Villanova Law, and in five months he'll be all like, "Oh my god, she's smarter than me!". --1 train Tour guide chick: This is the Architecture School. No, wait, it's that thing that's almost like architecture. What is that? --Columbia University, School of Engineering Man: Holy crap woman, look at that phat crib! I want our baby to live in that forever! --23rd & 6th Guy: Sometimes I text myself, and then I'm like, "Wait, I have to text back"... --Central Park SummerStage Man: It's rated "G", for juvenile. --4 train Overheard by: Jade Colde Woman: Why does Johnny Depp make these stupid movies? He's retarded! --G train Overheard by: mrs. aleister mcadams Man on cell: You have no idea how stupid I am. I put the phone in the washing machine. --Port Authority Woman: I'll be honest with you, I don't know what the word "awning" means. --33rd between 7th & 8th